Guess what, world? The fanny pack isn’t just for straight people anymore! We’re out, we’re proud and we’re taking over this new trendy way to carry around all of our valuables! Say goodbye to cumbersome purses and…
Wait. What? … Fanny packs were never popular with straight people? … What do you mean just in the 80′s? … But I see lots of people wearing… Only people over 60? … That can’t be! It just can’t be! The next thing you’re going to tell me is the Mullet isn’t in style anymore… What?!?!
OMG, I need to sit down.
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That’s hysterical! I’m beginning to see what’s possible here. You’re awesome.
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Droll! Wow, I feel like I’m wandering around in Wonderland (Alice’s, not Michael’s)…